Did You Know?

Little known ‘Did you know’ Sex facts/fictions…

(Trivia gathered from all over the internet…)

Did you know?…”Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Did you know?…According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

Did you know?…In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.

Did you know?…Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.

Did you know?…The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

Did you know?…14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

Did you know?…According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.

Sensual Music Videos

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Leavin’ – Jessie McCartney…

When I caught this music video for the first time I was so stunned! Not only that it included a very young couple, in their early teens, but also it showed moves of sensuality! Scenes of teasing in the sofa and foreplay in bed…It’s sooo HOT! Well, in this day and time it’s not really a shocker that these kind of videos are out there. This particular video is at least a little “conservative” than the others.

An excerpt of the lyrics:

“The one who’s so so fly
The one to keep you high
Have you singing all night, like that
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Man she gonna be singing like
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh”

Techie Side : Philips Xenium 9@9k

By: EVILINSIDE (the computer perv)

Well here is one hot baby for you!

If you checked out the specifications of this phone, you’ll see that this is only a basic phone. With a VGA 128 x 160 pixels (1.8 inches) colored screen, a 640×480 integrated camera, and a sleek housing that makes it all look more than a just basic phone. It also has an Mp3 player, an MPEG4 Player, and a radio to kill your boredom, and boost your love for music. Supports Polyphonic and Mp3 tones, MicroSD that supports up to 2 GB, and has 2 Mb phone memory.

Straight from the VICE (1)

Contributed by: Acer (Vice Pervert Bautista)

oh well, the LXPress is now alive and kicking! congratulations fellow perverts!

firstly, i’m so proud to be part of this distinguished league formed around the extraordinary tandem of chico and delamar…they’re the most perverted duo in radio. walang sinabi yung mga nasa 90.7, 97.1, 89.9 etc…why, you ask? coz chico and delamar are perverts that dish off sexual thoughts in STYLE! right?

secondly, don’t forget to read the disclaimer. take it to heart: swallow it whole or spit it out! don’t say we didn’t warn you!

thirdly, enjoy the site…hot or cold, wet or dry, up or down…lxp cares!

lastly, as part of our pubic service, este, cubic service, este, public service…i encourage you guys to write me suggestions, questions, sexual problems, etc. you can also share your stories. confidentiality is a must, haha! if that’s possible…or you can pretend to be someone else! hehe!…anything that tickles your fancy…i’ll try to answer or comment on them with all my heart, soul, and _____. please feel free to put them on the comment box! if i can’t, i’ll always ask help from our fellow distinguished board, especially, joe and dru! haha!…

o cya, tama na ang kahibangan na ito! c u around!!!

Your friendly neighborhood perv

Contributed by: dRu (The Fashion Police)

To some people, i am beautiful… god-like even. You look at me with those smoldering eyes and think nasty thoughts. Thoughts that will make those frigid moralists’ hair curl. You visualize about using tools, touching and biting in unimaginable ways. Dressing up like a courtesan or a french maid… even if you’re a guy.

You get the picture.

Now if you’re experiencing this, fret not for you are what is known as a garden variety perv. Trust me, there are more people like you that you will ever know or anyone will ever admit. It’s like this dormant thing which awakes just at the right moments, under the… shall we say right stimuli. Shunned by society, people with these impure thoughts often keep to themselves. Good if these things stay hidden but remember, you keep to much, something’s got to give, something’s got to blow – but not in a good way. The key is moderation. Be a perv in small doses. Rejoice in that fleeting moment when you took a peek at something you’re not supposed to see, or in that fateful day when you spilled coffee on someone’s lap and lavished how those trousers stuck on things they’re not supposed to stick on. Pun intended on that stick hahahah

Pervs are not always bad, evil people who prey on the innocent for carnal pleasure. There are the good kinds of perv… the friendly ones who never advance unless provoked, those who purr like a kitten when rubbed the right way, and there are those who blabber about it like baboons in heat and yet all they have to show are their bright red behinds. Ah yes…. the perv.

F.L.I.R.T.

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

You’re guilty of flirting if you find yourself fluttering your eyelashes at that cute new neighbor, giving a random guy that sexy flip of the hair, tilting your head to the side when talking to a guy friend, etc.

But don’t be ashamed, there’s nothing wrong with flirting! Truth is, flirting is nature’s solution to quickly and safely judge the value of potential mate without “going all the way.”

If you’re new to flirting, or want to enhance your flirting prowess, these key words may help you attract others to you.

F- is for flatter. The fastest way to a person’s heart is by complimenting them. Find something you really like about that person: their hair perhaps, their clothes, the way they smell, etc. Of course you need to be sincere.

L- is for listen. People love when you listen to them, it shows that you are really interested in that person and really care what they are talking about.

I- is for intimacy. Keep your body language open and inviting: make eye contact, lightly touch the person’s hand or arm when telling a story, toss your head back when you laugh. Smile, it will show the person that you are friendly and nice. If you smile, you might get one back.

R- is for responsible. Don’t lie, don’t send mixed messages, be yourself. Men see the world in more sexual terms than women so, men find it particularly difficult to interpret the more subtle cues in a woman’s body language and tend to mistake friendliness for sexual interest.

T- is for trust. Trust yourself, be confident, bold, and daring. Trust yourself that you will come out knowing that even if you didn’t get the guy/girl that you wanted, you definitely have made their day.

Source: http://www.femalenetwork.com/love-lust/flirt/

When you love him, but he doesn’t love you…yet

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

We’re settling the score on unrequited love. It does not have to be so desperate.

The Nature of the Dilemma
It happens all the time. The quintessential drama that young, and perhaps not so young, women find themselves in. They encounter a man and they fall in love. For some it may happen instantly…for others, it may take weeks, even months to develop. But the final result is precisely that: she is in love, he isn’t—not with her, anyway.

Yes, it feels dire, desperate, and hopeless…particularly in this staunchly conservative culture where women are expected to wait till they are chosen, wooed, and courted. Sadly, a woman in love has no choice but to hide her heart and pine away, it seems. Or does she?

Or can she do something about it, and more importantly, have a hope of success?

Sex: Fact and Fiction

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

If there were a roll call for the founding fathers of sex myths for men, a couple of no-brainers would surely make the list: porn legend John Holmes, whose yule-log-size penis still casts a shadow over anxiety-prone males. Ditto NBA-great Wilt Chamberlain, whose claim of having slept with 20,000 women makes Don Juan look monastic.

And then there’s purveyor-of-sex-myths Walt Disney.

“I think Walt Disney creates a lot of mythology,” says Seth Prosterman, PhD, a clinical sexologist and licensed marriage and family therapist practicing in San Francisco. “In Disney movies, people fall in love an

d walk into the sunset, and you get this myth that intimacy is a given once you fall in love, and sexuality is natural and follows that.”

In reality, says Prosterman, “Sex is something that we learn throughout a lifetime.”

If sexuality is a continuing education, a lot of us are scrambling to make up course credits. And in a realm that’s clouded by ego, myth and advertising that preys on anxieties, getting the facts about sex can be diff

icult. What is the average size of the male penis? How long do most men last during intercourse? Can men have multiple orgasms? Does the G-spot exist, and if so, how do I find it?

(Need to talk to the guys about something? Check out the Men’s Health: Man-to-Man message board for straight talk.)

6 Sex Mistakes Men Make

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women’s sexuality — errors that can lead to sex mistakes.

That’s because — after learning the facts of life — most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like.

To help us with some sex tips, WebMD asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell us what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women.

Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her latest project is the Expert Guide educational video series from Vivid Ed.

Paget is author of The Great Lover Playbook and other sex manuals, and she gives seminars nationwide.

Hello world!

LXP is here!

This is the blog site of a group of Rushers (listeners of Chico and Delamar’s The Morning Rush on RX 93.1) also known as the League of Extraordinary Perverts (LXP). pervert alert! pervert alert!

It is spearheaded (no pun intended!) by LXP chairman, Acer (aka Vice pervert bautista as per Chico Garcia), Dru (its vice chair and spokesmodel), and Joespecialist (the “editor and pervert-in-chief) together with the resident “doctor”, Purplerose (the dominat-rhix), Evilinside (the computer perv), master bather (does the nick need an intro?), jhun13 (the innocent-looking pervert), liz (the boisterous quiesce / HR twin of dru), dmessenjah (aka kiks, the overseas pervert), and twistedsunshine (the “head blowing” chef)…

I suppose we are just products of the ULTIMATE pervert, Chico Garcia, and the RELUCTANT pervert, Delamar!

4,000 hits and counting…

Source: http://alhmarc.multiply.com/links/item/1/Official_Newsletter_of_LXP_International