Techie Side (news) – ‘Can you reset the Internet for me?’

By: Evilinside (the computer perv)

Agence France-Presse
First Posted 07:01:00 09/25/2008

WASHINGTON — Computer help desks are used to fielding oddball requests but sometimes the questions leave even the best of them stumped.

12 Most Romantic Places in the Philippines

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Filipinos famously known for being such suckers for romance (we send the most number of love-related text messages in the world on any given day), one wonders if there remain some undiscovered places in the country where a couple can still bask in equal doses of passion, solitude and creature comforts.

Here are some suggestions from people who, because of their jobs, have explored places off the beaten path:

Various shades of pink

Contributed by Dru (Immortal but not a Gazelle)

Let me first assume that those reading this are intelligent but uninformed.

Para sa mga taong bitter

Contributed by MasterBather (do we need to say more?)

Bitter ka ba? Baka itong song ang bagay sa iyo…

Doing IT for the FIRST time…

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Intense pain and possible bleeding (or implications if they don’t) are among the many causes of apprehension women have about having sex for the first time. The first experience is very important because it dictates the woman’s sexual behavior: if the first is too painful or traumatic, she might develop distaste for the act itself and eventually her partner.

You must then understand that the sexual act is both art and science. Read this article with your partner to have a better understanding of how the act should be done, especially if you are doing it for the first time.

Techie Side: Nikon D60

By: EVILINSIDE (the computer perv)

Enjoy the servings of sex… jokes.

Contributed by: Joe T. Gass (the Editor-in-briefs…. eerrm… chief)

Considerate Missus

His wife being eight months pregnant, poor husband has had to sleep on the floor and this had made him desperate for sex.

One night as she lay on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curled up on the floor, eyes staring widely into the empty air.

Feeling sorry for her husband, she takes her wallet and fishes out P500 and gives it to him. “Here, take this and go to the woman next door, and she will let you sleep with her tonight. But remember that this happens only once, okay? Don’t ask me to do this again.”

The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she might change her mind, grabs the money, and leaves quickly.

A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the wife, and says with much disappointment, “She said this is not enough, she wants P600.”

The wife’s face slowly turns red with anger. “Damn that bitch! When she was pregnant and her husband came over here, I only charged him P500!”

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Contributed by: Liz (Boisterous Quiesce)

There are people during sex who cannot contain their selves when they are about to come. Actually, even in the course of sexual exploration, they have this uncontrollable urge to express their feelings through distinctive sounds and words. As certain purring and declarations have a dramatic effect on desire, it can be your ally or enemy in reaching the ultimate sexual released.

Snack Time: Spice Up Your Sticks

Contributed by: twistedsunshine (the “Head Blowing” Chef)

The perfect way to increase your “appetite” is to combine the vegetables I mentioned in the earlier posts. The recipe for today calls for carrots and avocados. Since most carrot recipes call for baking, this recipe is simple. You’d be slicing carrots and mixing dips. The recipes are from www.epicurious.com. I’ve edited some of it to make it simple.

Understanding Male Sexuality

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Do men think about sex all the time? What does it truly take to please them?

Let’s face it: there are a lot of things we do not understand about men, especially when it comes to their sexuality. Why else would there be speculations about shoe size (and apparently even the length of the nose) as indications of their manhood’s size? Does size even matter at all?

To stem the ambiguity and for you to understand your man better sexually, here are nine things you must know about male sexuality, according to About.Com: Sexuality.