Spice up your life! (1st Anniversary Special)

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr. DominatRhix)

“Bed” weather…Yes, we are having a stormy weather today as we have reached our first year here in LXPress, which also means that it is the first year anniversary of The LXP (League of Extraordinary Perverts)! To those of you who have no idea of what and who we are…bahala kayo sa mga buhay nyo! LOL

Kidding aside, we’re just a bunch of people (people?! more like immortals!) who happen to have this extraordinary telepathic way of thinking green (nope, not that environmental kind of green, well…we can be “environmentalists”, too!)…and yes, we are mutants! We have evolved and now we are greater than ever! Walang aangal kung gusto nyo pang mabuhay! *evil laugh*

And so to commemorate this special event in our “perverted” lives, I have searched for something that will spice things up a bit, just like when you have your first year anniversary with your partner… *wink*

Here is a compilation of….

STRAIGHT from the VICE (7) – so you want a baby BOY or GIRL?

I wanted a baby boy…no matter how much almost everybody else around me wanted a baby girl.

And so, i collected some tips to conceive a boy:

1. Guys, go for deep penetration into the vagina…it’s all about the pH levels of the vagina as it gets deeper!

2. Gals, if you have regular periods, you know when you are ovulating…1-2 days before ovulation is best.

3. Guys and gals, do it more in rear-end entry position…playfully known as doggy-style!

4. Guys, if you can’t hold on enough to wait for your gal to come, here’s a great reason why you should really learn to control…when a gal orgasms, she produces a lot of alkaline substances. and when this substance is present when the lucky sperm meets the egg, more likely, “it’s a boy!”

5. Guys, go “commando” more often…wear boxers or looser briefs coz the Y sperm thrives in cooler conditions!

6. Guys, do not take a hot or warm bath before doing it coz the X sperm loves warmer conditions!

7. Guys, drink coffee or one of those caffeinated energy drink…this one’s just a suggestion. no technical details to back it up…but hey,whatever enhances energy in bed is great, right?!  

But maybe when my sperm met my wife’s egg, the opposite of my tips were the prevailing conditions! hehe…who really knows if these are facts or myths? But it sure is interesting!

My baby girl, Alessandrea Rose F. Cervantes, was born last February 7, 2009. And i’m loving every second of being father to my beautiful daughter. I could not ask for more.

Indeed, we may always have preferences beforehand, but in the end, it’s all about the baby and their new life, as well as ours.

10 Ways To Turn Any Bedroom Into A Love Nest

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

To turn a bedroom into your own personal den of desire, you’ve got to think beyond the standard satin sheets and incense. Besides, those satin sheets can slip you right over the side of the bed.

Are You A Sex Addict?

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Or is your partner a sex addict? I have heard some women complain that their husbands just can’t get enough, to the point that their vagina already gets swollen. Which leaves me wondering if these guys might be sex addicts.

Menage a Trois

Contributed by MasterBather (do we need to say more?)

Literally translated as a “household of three”, it often pertains to a relationship, usually romantic or sexual in nature, between three individuals. This is different from a threesome (in my opinion) as this is a relationship and not just for the heck of having sex. So people, understanding, and emotions are involved.

Warning Signs of a Relationship Headed for the Rocks

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

I have talked to a lot of women who cry over their relationship. I listen closely each time and wonder, with all the bad things happening and the way she is being treated, why is she even staying?

Are you also going through the same thing? Then it’s time to figure out your relationship. It might have changed over the years, and maybe this is no longer the relationship you wanted before. Here are warning signs that your relationship is in trouble.

Frequent fighting. You fight about big issues and bicker on minor ones. Maybe, both of you are quick-tempered, and sometimes you can’t seem to find anything nice to say. There’s hostility every time you talk. As a result, being with your partner is not fun anymore, and you feel happier when you are doing different things; you’d rather go out with friends than go on a date with him.

Choosing Between LOVE and SEX

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

There has been this long-standing question: Would you go with the one you love or the one who loves you? It can be more difficult than a board exam question but that’s just how it goes; life sometimes throws a joke on us, and the difficult part is how we have to make a stand.

12 Most Romantic Places in the Philippines

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Filipinos famously known for being such suckers for romance (we send the most number of love-related text messages in the world on any given day), one wonders if there remain some undiscovered places in the country where a couple can still bask in equal doses of passion, solitude and creature comforts.

Here are some suggestions from people who, because of their jobs, have explored places off the beaten path:

Various shades of pink

Contributed by Dru (Immortal but not a Gazelle)

Let me first assume that those reading this are intelligent but uninformed.

Para sa mga taong bitter

Contributed by MasterBather (do we need to say more?)

Bitter ka ba? Baka itong song ang bagay sa iyo…