Appetizer… (before doing the Deed) *wink*

23 10 2009

Source: iVillage Article – The Orgasmic French Kiss

Usually, my topic is about food, recipes, or diet. Today, it will be about appetizers, it will be a different kind of appetizer though. If food is to appetizer, then lovemaking is to foreplay. What’s the best part of foreplay? Kissing. French kissing to be exact.

Kissing is a very important part of lovemaking and it should be done right.

Here are some tips on how to kiss your lady right:

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Joke Time: Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

30 07 2009

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr. DominatRhix)

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The FINALISTS :

Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

The question: How would you describe a male organ in your country?

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Spice up your life! (1st Anniversary Special)

17 07 2009

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr. DominatRhix)


“Bed” weather…Yes, we are having a stormy weather today as we have reached our first year here in LXPress, which also means that it is the first year anniversary of The LXP (League of Extraordinary Perverts)! To those of you who have no idea of what and who we are…bahala kayo sa mga buhay nyo! LOL

Kidding aside, we’re just a bunch of people (people?! more like immortals!) who happen to have this extraordinary telepathic way of thinking green (nope, not that environmental kind of green, well…we can be “environmentalists”, too!)…and yes, we are mutants! We have evolved and now we are greater than ever! Walang aangal kung gusto nyo pang mabuhay! *evil laugh*

And so to commemorate this special event in our “perverted” lives, I have searched for something that will spice things up a bit, just like when you have your first year anniversary with your partner… *wink*

Here is a compilation of….

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STRAIGHT from the VICE (7) – so you want a baby BOY or GIRL?

3 05 2009

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I wanted a baby boy…no matter how much almost everybody else around me wanted a baby girl.

And so, i collected some tips to conceive a boy:

1. Guys, go for deep penetration into the vagina…it’s all about the pH levels of the vagina as it gets deeper!

2. Gals, if you have regular periods, you know when you are ovulating…1-2 days before ovulation is best.

3. Guys and gals, do it more in rear-end entry position…playfully known as doggy-style!

4. Guys, if you can’t hold on enough to wait for your gal to come, here’s a great reason why you should really learn to control…when a gal orgasms, she produces a lot of alkaline substances. and when this substance is present when the lucky sperm meets the egg, more likely, “it’s a boy!”

5. Guys, go “commando” more often…wear boxers or looser briefs coz the Y sperm thrives in cooler conditions!

6. Guys, do not take a hot or warm bath before doing it coz the X sperm loves warmer conditions!

7. Guys, drink coffee or one of those caffeinated energy drink…this one’s just a suggestion. no technical details to back it up…but hey,whatever enhances energy in bed is great, right?! ;)  

But maybe when my sperm met my wife’s egg, the opposite of my tips were the prevailing conditions! hehe…who really knows if these are facts or myths? But it sure is interesting! :)

My baby girl, Alessandrea Rose F. Cervantes, was born last February 7, 2009. And i’m loving every second of being father to my beautiful daughter. I could not ask for more.

Indeed, we may always have preferences beforehand, but in the end, it’s all about the baby and their new life, as well as ours.





Top Seven Women’s Sexual Fantasies

30 12 2008

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr. DominatRhix)

So tell us, what are your sexual fantasies? ;)

You could consider that a rhetorical question. Since we’re not expecting you to share it with us (of course, most of us would want to keep these things private), we’ll just tell you the most common sexual fantasies women have.

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Not only will this help you realize you’re not a freak (thinking you’re the only one having those fantasies), the best part is how you can share this with your man—let this article do the talking for you, if you’re still a bit abashed by telling him the new kinky things you’d want him to do.

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I’m a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World…

1 12 2008

Contributed by: Purplerose (VampGirl)

Okay, the title is not for me but for the toys that you will be seeing next…I’m sure that some, if not many, of us had in one time or another played with Barbie dolls paired with Ken or any male doll (and maybe Ken with Iron Man! -I remember Dru’s Top 10 entry here!) and did this kind of “role-playing games” with them! Yes, I don’t care if you’re a guy or a girl but you have played with this toys, if not played by hand but surely played inside your mind! And in one way or another you realized (that you are a pervert! hahaha…) that while playing with these dolls you learn the lessons that should be learned inside the bedroom not inside a car…Oh, who am I kidding? Anywhere will do! Just don’t get caught! Practice safe sex! hahaha…

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10 Ways To Turn Any Bedroom Into A Love Nest

15 11 2008

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

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To turn a bedroom into your own personal den of desire, you’ve got to think beyond the standard satin sheets and incense. Besides, those satin sheets can slip you right over the side of the bed.

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Straight from the VICE (6) – smashing 100th for FHM

9 11 2008
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I was thinking of the best word to describe this month’s issue of FHM, the 100th in the philippines, and i pick the word SMASHING.

I discovered fhm in october 2001. finally, a magazine that really catered to a guy’s passions. without the guilt, i must add…sex, sexy ladies, cars, bands, basketball, looking and feeling good, jokes,…name it, FHM must have covered it.

It was a fiesta at the house of one of my friend and he showed me this October 2001 issue with jennifer lopez on the cover. of course, j-lo was the hottest back then! i borrowed it and until now, i still have them on my shelf, haha, sorry my friend! ;)

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Diver Fashion (and something more)

8 11 2008

Contributed by MasterBather (do we need to say more?)

hey! i’m on a roll here!!! (LOL) or i might just be lucky enough to find some ‘interesting’ stuff on the internet lately. or i may just not be working hard enough to let myself get busy with work and keep on surfing aimlessly. :D heehee… but what the heck! enjoy it while it lasts, while there are still plenty of fish in the sea.

just found some really ‘interesting’ shirt prints (notice how i always have to put single quotes on the word interesting). i’m really guessing that these would be perfect Christmas gifts for people who are into diving (hint, hint). ;) Here are some samples:

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Are You A Sex Addict?

5 11 2008

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Or is your partner a sex addict? I have heard some women complain that their husbands just can’t get enough, to the point that their vagina already gets swollen. Which leaves me wondering if these guys might be sex addicts.

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