175 Things A Man Should Do Before He Dies

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr.DominatRhix)

got this article from esquire.com

This is what they call ‘the bucket list’ for men…feel free to add yours in the comment box below.

1. Date an older woman.
2. Lose your virginity to an older woman.
3. Have your young and tender heart carved into bite-sized pieces, lightly salted, and chewed by an older woman.
4. Stand up to a bully.
5. Fly in a Learjet.
6. Jump out of a Cessna.
7. Talk to God.
8. Vote in anger.
9. Run for office.
10. Feel the recoil of a warm Kalashnikov.
11. Save a life.
12. Lend a hand, especially as concerns those hard-to-reach areas.
13. Shave a woman’s legs.
14. Take a schvitz.
15. Go around the world.
16. Watch scrambled porn.
17. Unplug your TV for a month.
18. Climb a mountain–not Everest–without the slightest urge to write a book about it.
19. Sail alone the ocean blue without the slightest urge to write a book about it.
20. Write a brief autobiography without the slightest urge to publish it.

Spice up your life! (1st Anniversary Special)

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr. DominatRhix)

“Bed” weather…Yes, we are having a stormy weather today as we have reached our first year here in LXPress, which also means that it is the first year anniversary of The LXP (League of Extraordinary Perverts)! To those of you who have no idea of what and who we are…bahala kayo sa mga buhay nyo! LOL

Kidding aside, we’re just a bunch of people (people?! more like immortals!) who happen to have this extraordinary telepathic way of thinking green (nope, not that environmental kind of green, well…we can be “environmentalists”, too!)…and yes, we are mutants! We have evolved and now we are greater than ever! Walang aangal kung gusto nyo pang mabuhay! *evil laugh*

And so to commemorate this special event in our “perverted” lives, I have searched for something that will spice things up a bit, just like when you have your first year anniversary with your partner… *wink*

Here is a compilation of….

Drink Up: COCK-tails, shots and the like…

Contributed by: Twisted Sunshine (the Head Blowing Chef)

The season for festivities is here. Parties are being held one after the other. For your party pleasure, here are some recipes for drinks to serve at your party. ENJOY!!! But remember, drink moderately.

A Public Service Announcement

Contributed by: evilinside (the computer perv)

one of my favorite tracks from the TENACIOUS D’s self titled album.

Top Seven Women’s Sexual Fantasies

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr. DominatRhix)

So tell us, what are your sexual fantasies?

You could consider that a rhetorical question. Since we’re not expecting you to share it with us (of course, most of us would want to keep these things private), we’ll just tell you the most common sexual fantasies women have.

Not only will this help you realize you’re not a freak (thinking you’re the only one having those fantasies), the best part is how you can share this with your man—let this article do the talking for you, if you’re still a bit abashed by telling him the new kinky things you’d want him to do.

I’m a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World…

Contributed by: Purplerose (VampGirl)

Okay, the title is not for me but for the toys that you will be seeing next…I’m sure that some, if not many, of us had in one time or another played with Barbie dolls paired with Ken or any male doll (and maybe Ken with Iron Man! -I remember Dru’s Top 10 entry here!) and did this kind of “role-playing games” with them! Yes, I don’t care if you’re a guy or a girl but you have played with this toys, if not played by hand but surely played inside your mind! And in one way or another you realized (that you are a pervert! hahaha…) that while playing with these dolls you learn the lessons that should be learned inside the bedroom not inside a car…Oh, who am I kidding? Anywhere will do! Just don’t get caught! Practice safe sex! hahaha…

10 Ways To Turn Any Bedroom Into A Love Nest

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

To turn a bedroom into your own personal den of desire, you’ve got to think beyond the standard satin sheets and incense. Besides, those satin sheets can slip you right over the side of the bed.

Are You A Sex Addict?

Contributed by: Purplerose (Dr. Dominat-Rhix)

Or is your partner a sex addict? I have heard some women complain that their husbands just can’t get enough, to the point that their vagina already gets swollen. Which leaves me wondering if these guys might be sex addicts.

Snack Time: Overeating can cause problems

Here’s another reason to watch how much you’re eating: recent studies showed that overeating can damage your brain and may cause diabetes, heart disease, and other ailments along the way.

Techie Side: Repetitive Strain Injury

By: Evilinside (the computer perv)

A repetitive strain injury (RSI), also called cumulative trauma disorder (CTD), occupational overuse syndrome, or work related upper limb disorder (WRULD), is any of a loose group of conditions resulting from overuse of a tool, such as a computer keyboard or musical instrument or other activity that requires repeated movements. It is a syndrome that affects muscles, tendons and nerves in the hands, arms and upper back. The medically accepted condition in which it occurs is when muscles in these areas are kept tense for very long periods of time, due to poor posture and/or repetitive motions.