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Cuffing Up A Year

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Spice up your life! (1st Anniversary Special)

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr. DominatRhix)

“Bed” weather…Yes, we are having a stormy weather today as we have reached our first year here in LXPress, which also means that it is the first year anniversary of The LXP (League of Extraordinary Perverts)! To those of you who have no idea of what and who we are…bahala kayo sa mga buhay nyo! LOL

Kidding aside, we’re just a bunch of people (people?! more like immortals!) who happen to have this extraordinary telepathic way of thinking green (nope, not that environmental kind of green, well…we can be “environmentalists”, too!)…and yes, we are mutants! We have evolved and now we are greater than ever! Walang aangal kung gusto nyo pang mabuhay! *evil laugh*

And so to commemorate this special event in our “perverted” lives, I have searched for something that will spice things up a bit, just like when you have your first year anniversary with your partner… *wink*

Here is a compilation of….

The BIG Event: The Japanese Penis Festival

By dru, for dru (I’m cute that way)

What better way to celebrate the first anniversary of our wonderfully informative blog than by looking at humanity’s reverence for the phallus. Hold on to those champagne bottles, in this blog more things shoot up than the usual bubbly.

I know, the first time I saw it even I had a hard time keeping my jaw from dropping. Well it’s true! At least the blogs I visited said it was. They got pictures to prove it! Thanks to yamasa.org for giving some insights into this kinky yet bizarre err… spectacle.

Hounen Matsuri, Tagata Jinja View video of Tagata Jinja

The most famous mikoshi (portable shrine) in Japan Click to enlarge

Tagata Jinja is a Shinto shrine in Komaki just north of Nagoya, and as such is just one of many that can be found throughout Japan. It symbolizes the strong spatial and temporal linkage of the people to the community of Komaki, which until comparatively recently was a farming area. The Hounen festival at Tagata shrine is one of the most famous (or infamous?) festivals in Japan. Amongst foreigners visiting Aichi Prefecture it is frequently referred to as the “penis shrine”, or “Japanese penis festival”, primarily due to the ancient Hounen Matsuri (a festival celebrating fertility and renewal), which is held here every March 15th.

Every year on March 15 a huge two and a half meter wooden phallus is carried the short distance between two shrines attracting visitors from all over Japan and international media attention. The festival is fun with a lot of sake drinking, however the background of the festival is rather more serious. A shrine is a place of worship. It houses divine spirits and preserves the memory and practice of many aspects of Japanese culture. This file is intended to introduce some of the history, mythology, rituals, and customs of Tagata Jinja.

straight from the vice (8) – the one year hump

in the morning rush forum (www.rxmorningrush.com), there’s a topic inside random thoughts called “first thought” that asks us to write what comes to mind first when you see a certain word. it’s simple actually.

someone called astroboy posted the word RADIO and the next one named sasha purse posted CHICO AND DELAMAR…then sasha purse posts GREEN and the next one answered , LXP!

yes, LXP is about our own little perverted selves. we all have green minds, just in different levels. just like guys whose testosterone levels vary from person to person, age to age, and experience to experience.

believe it or not, some people behind this site may have slowed down coz of different situations or issues. our hits may have slowed down in the process…but one thing’s for sure, a year after, no matter where we are, we still share the same frame of mind when it comes to enjoying the tingling perversions of life without being blatantly rubbish. AND, we will endlessly share our fondness for the green-minded icons of morning radio: the ultimate pervert Chico Garcia and the reluctant pervert Delamar Arias.

so as we subtly celebrate our first year, there seems to be a hump that we should get over with. whether we reach the second year as active as can be, i will always be proud that this idea by some rushers in YM conferences was reared, cracked, and hatched!

well, when you see the word HUMP, what was your first thought?

A. slow down

B. camel

C. hunchback

D. sex

E. boobs

F.  none of the above

no comment, haha!

oh well, cheers to the first anniversary of our own little blogsite. for those non-LXP and non-rushers visiting LXPress, in behalf of the League of Xtraordinary Perverts…thank you!

How Do You Measure Love?

Contributed by: PurpleRose (Dr. DominatRhix)

From: Femalenetwork.com

It would be tall order to try, but how about if we measure how much we love a person against something else we love, such as sunshine, mid-morning walks, and the love of another person?

A creative studio actually built a website, iloveyoumorethanblank.com, devoted to just this: discovering “real things we use as measuring stick for love.”

The website encourages people to fill in the blank with things which they love second only to the person they love and share it with the rest of the online community. “We believe that you can never really evaluate the value of something unless you measure it up to something else,” reads the site.

Posts fall under different categories, such as “eatables,” “wax poetic,” “pop culture,” and “if you only knew,” among others. Answers range from the typical “I love you more than I love myself” and heartbreaking “I love you more than I’m allowed to say,” to the more candid “I love you more than sex,” “I love you more than Christian Bale loves the word ‘f*ck,’” and “I love you more than Obama loves change.”

So how much do you love that special person in your life—or that person you love in secret? Post your answer on this site and share it with the whole world! There’s never too much love to go around.

Some of these answers would, in fact, make better Hallmark card blurbs, don’t you think?

Poll

Straight from the VICE (5) – THE invention!…a glimpse of what we get from the daily “unofficial” rusher confe

wow! it’s nice to be back. i was working on a “sex addict” article since september but it was too technical than expected and so i guess it will take some time for me to actually finish that one.

and well, it’s been a whirlwind for me this last two months…pressing business commitments, losing weight schemes, recurring sickness from fatigue and stress, missing the morning rush forum, being active on the TMR top ten almost all october, joining the now “unofficial” conference, blah blah…in the end, it’s nice to be back!

now, before i proceed, check out this scene from the george clooney film, Burn After Reading:

Straight from the VICE (1)

Contributed by: Acer (Vice Pervert Bautista)

oh well, the LXPress is now alive and kicking! congratulations fellow perverts!

firstly, i’m so proud to be part of this distinguished league formed around the extraordinary tandem of chico and delamar…they’re the most perverted duo in radio. walang sinabi yung mga nasa 90.7, 97.1, 89.9 etc…why, you ask? coz chico and delamar are perverts that dish off sexual thoughts in STYLE! right?

secondly, don’t forget to read the disclaimer. take it to heart: swallow it whole or spit it out! don’t say we didn’t warn you!

thirdly, enjoy the site…hot or cold, wet or dry, up or down…lxp cares!

lastly, as part of our pubic service, este, cubic service, este, public service…i encourage you guys to write me suggestions, questions, sexual problems, etc. you can also share your stories. confidentiality is a must, haha! if that’s possible…or you can pretend to be someone else! hehe!…anything that tickles your fancy…i’ll try to answer or comment on them with all my heart, soul, and _____. please feel free to put them on the comment box! if i can’t, i’ll always ask help from our fellow distinguished board, especially, joe and dru! haha!…

o cya, tama na ang kahibangan na ito! c u around!!!

Your friendly neighborhood perv

Contributed by: dRu (The Fashion Police)

To some people, i am beautiful… god-like even. You look at me with those smoldering eyes and think nasty thoughts. Thoughts that will make those frigid moralists’ hair curl. You visualize about using tools, touching and biting in unimaginable ways. Dressing up like a courtesan or a french maid… even if you’re a guy.

You get the picture.

Now if you’re experiencing this, fret not for you are what is known as a garden variety perv. Trust me, there are more people like you that you will ever know or anyone will ever admit. It’s like this dormant thing which awakes just at the right moments, under the… shall we say right stimuli. Shunned by society, people with these impure thoughts often keep to themselves. Good if these things stay hidden but remember, you keep to much, something’s got to give, something’s got to blow – but not in a good way. The key is moderation. Be a perv in small doses. Rejoice in that fleeting moment when you took a peek at something you’re not supposed to see, or in that fateful day when you spilled coffee on someone’s lap and lavished how those trousers stuck on things they’re not supposed to stick on. Pun intended on that stick hahahah

Pervs are not always bad, evil people who prey on the innocent for carnal pleasure. There are the good kinds of perv… the friendly ones who never advance unless provoked, those who purr like a kitten when rubbed the right way, and there are those who blabber about it like baboons in heat and yet all they have to show are their bright red behinds. Ah yes…. the perv.