The Taste Below The Waist

18 08 2008

Contributed by: Dmessenjah (The overseas Perv)

Being sexually-matured individuals, I’m sure we all have our own clips of semen blobs and fetish. Whether getting it all nasty and messy inside your bedroom or as sneaky as doing it at the company building’s stairwell, you can think of one crazy semen story. I was reminded of one casual conversation of our officemates (true story) and tempted to research on the proceeding sections.

hr: “Tol, natikman nyo na ba yun?”
acctg: “Hindi kaya ng sikmura ko, tol.”
inv: “Nasubukan ko na minsan, pare.”
acctg: “Ambaboy mo naman!”
inv: “Baket? Akin naman yun ha!”

The semen is an organic fluid, also known as seminal fluid, that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals and can fertilize female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

Women describe semen as:
“Ajax cleaner”
“maybe salty”
“smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it’s perfumed.”
“thick Clorox”
“rancid Elmer’s glue”
“It tastes like itself (it’s kind of like asking what pepper tastes like).”
“It tasted like a thick, globby beer.”
“It tasted quite salty.”
“I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!”
“It has different tastes for different people ranging from rotten eggs and dirty socks to a slimy/salty taste.”
“Semen had a taste of its own…Sometimes it’s more spicy than other times; sometimes it’s sweeter. Sometimes it gives me the sensation that I just chewed on a balloon.”
“Salty. It’s a lot like swallowing snot.”
“Kind of like salty soft snot.”
“Blah! BITTER taste!”

Men describe semen as:
“Salty glue, especially if dehydrated. Not-so-salty otherwise, actually more watery. Like paper-mache…flour, glue and old newspapers.”
“Smells like Bradford Pear blossoms.”
“I don’t know, but I’ve heard that semen tastes like whatever the ejaculator ate twelve hours before.”
“Like you’d think dish washing detergent would taste, but doesn’t. Kind of soapy.”
“Salty with a hint of chlorine.”
“Tastes like the ink of an octopus.”
“It tastes like almonds.”
“The taste was not easy to identify, it was sort of mixed with another fluid.”
“Sort of a non-descript taste leaning towards the salty side of the spectrum.”
“Not much of a flavor. Kind of salty.”
“What does saliva taste like?”
“Alfalfa sprouts.”

The components of semen come from two sources:
a. sperm – produced from the testicles at ejaculation.
b. seminal plasma/fluid – produced by contributions from the seminal vesicle, prostate, and bulbourethral glands.

The contributors and composition of human semen are as follows:
1.  testes (2-5%) – approximately 200-500 million spermatozoa, also called sperm or spermatozoans, which mostly comprises proteins with dietary sources such as meats, eggs, nuts, grains, legumes, and dairy products such as milk and cheese.

2.  seminal vesicle (65-75%) – amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins and fructose sugars mostly found in variations of fruits such as apples, apricot, banana, dates, grapes, peach and pears; vegetables such as carrots, corn, red pepper, onions, potato and sugar cane; and honey.

3.  prostate (25-30%) – acid phosphatase, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antigen, proteolytic enzymes and zinc which are highly concentrated on salts.

4.  bulbourethral glands (< 1%) – mucus, sialic acid and galactose which is wickedly similar to your commercial sweetener.

The discussion of sexual fluids is certainly entertaining as well as educational. Keep in mind, though, that these fluids can transmit some nasty things – HIV and other menacing sexually transmitted diseases. Guessing from what information has to offer, the human semen is more of protein, calcium and sugar.  If you and your partner are clean, feast away and stay healthy! 😀





3 responses

20 08 2008

yeah right feast away!!!! LOL

15 04 2009
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21 07 2009
Gray Moon Gallery

An artistic approach :
Phalluzoïde ou L’Origine du Sexe is an acrylic on canvas painted by Jan Theuninck in 1999. (Dimensions : 100 cm x 70 cm)
The painting depicts an external sexual organ of a man with inside a spermatozoon which determines the sex of the future child : carrying a Y chromosome it will lead to a male (XY), carrying an X chromosome
it will lead to a female (XX).
Phalluzoïde (Please do not touch, lick, stroke or mount this artwork) by Jan Theuninck, 1999

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