STRAIGHT from the VICE (7) – so you want a baby BOY or GIRL?

3 05 2009

its-a-girl

I wanted a baby boy…no matter how much almost everybody else around me wanted a baby girl.

And so, i collected some tips to conceive a boy:

1. Guys, go for deep penetration into the vagina…it’s all about the pH levels of the vagina as it gets deeper!

2. Gals, if you have regular periods, you know when you are ovulating…1-2 days before ovulation is best.

3. Guys and gals, do it more in rear-end entry position…playfully known as doggy-style!

4. Guys, if you can’t hold on enough to wait for your gal to come, here’s a great reason why you should really learn to control…when a gal orgasms, she produces a lot of alkaline substances. and when this substance is present when the lucky sperm meets the egg, more likely, “it’s a boy!”

5. Guys, go “commando” more often…wear boxers or looser briefs coz the Y sperm thrives in cooler conditions!

6. Guys, do not take a hot or warm bath before doing it coz the X sperm loves warmer conditions!

7. Guys, drink coffee or one of those caffeinated energy drink…this one’s just a suggestion. no technical details to back it up…but hey,whatever enhances energy in bed is great, right?! 😉 

But maybe when my sperm met my wife’s egg, the opposite of my tips were the prevailing conditions! hehe…who really knows if these are facts or myths? But it sure is interesting! 🙂

My baby girl, Alessandrea Rose F. Cervantes, was born last February 7, 2009. And i’m loving every second of being father to my beautiful daughter. I could not ask for more.

Indeed, we may always have preferences beforehand, but in the end, it’s all about the baby and their new life, as well as ours.

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8 responses

3 05 2009
ang_manunusok

this is the first time i’ve visited lxp website… and the first and only reaction that’s in my mind: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

7 05 2009
acer9alhmar

check out the other entries, nina! it’s entertaining, amusing, inciting, inviting, exciting,…lahat na ng -ing! hehehe…

3 05 2009
rhix

This is great, Vice! Very informative! Wahahaha!!!

Congratulations again for your sweet little angel! 🙂

3 05 2009
OscarDelaHopia

yun naman pala eh.. may paraan naman pala eh hehehe..
try it next time!! 😀

7 05 2009
Kresha

hmmmm… this made me reevaluate my pregnancy… could I be having a girl now??? hehehe 😉

7 05 2009
acer9alhmar

thanks, rhix!!! 🙂

mukhang solved na ako sa isang baby lang, jhun…kapag turn mo na, kaw magtry! sige na? 😉

kresha, aha!!! so all the opposite, ei? hehe…we’ll see, we’ll see…you would be our test case to verify this! hahaha!

8 05 2009
Kresha

Waaahhh gawin ba akong guinea pig…. :-p
Cge, I’ll accept this fate for the sake of Science. 😉
Actually 5 out of the 7 tips were the prevailing conditions when we conceived my eldest son… kau nalang bahala mag-isip kung ali dun… hehe

9 05 2009
acer9alhmar

naks, very scientific term…”5 out of the 7 tips were the prevailing conditions” hehe! ayt! 😉

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