PMS: Men’s Worst Nightmare

10 11 2016

Contributed by: Dr. DominatRhix

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“A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window’s OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man’s worst nightmare.” – Urban Dictionary

Men who have had relationships with a woman know exactly what PMS is and most probably all of you out there reading this post have experienced dealing with it.

But for those who have no idea as to what PMS really is, you can Google it or just click on the links I have inserted here, here, and here.

Now, from one woman’s point of view, I will give you some tips on how men should deal with PMS.

~ When we’re on the “go away! I don’t want to see your face” phase, keep your distance but make sure we can still reach you when we want to. Do not, and I mean DO NOT, turn off your phones or delay your replies to our “where are you?” messages/texts.

~ Always prepare the following: our favorite chips, chocolates, candies, ice cream, junk foods. You’ll never know which one we’d like to stuff ourselves with so ready your wallets.

~ When we just want to watch chick flicks, let us be. Bonus points if you can endure watching it with us even if you already knew that somehow some parts of that movie (a line, a scene, a character) can and will be used against you, connected to you or to one of your past mistakes and shortcomings. Just give us a hug, a kiss and a bowl of popcorn then we’ll be fine.

~ Just let us be clingy. There are times that we just want to cling on to your arms and smell your armpits. Why? Science, dude. One word: PHEROMONES.

 

If you have more tips to add, post a comment below. 😉

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