PMS: Men’s Worst Nightmare

Contributed by: Dr. DominatRhix

“A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window’s OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man’s worst nightmare.” – Urban Dictionary

Men who have had relationships with a woman know exactly what PMS is and most probably all of you out there reading this post have experienced dealing with it.

But for those who have no idea as to what PMS really is, you can Google it or just click on the links I have inserted here, here, and here.

Now, from one woman’s point of view, I will give you some tips on how men should deal with PMS.

Women and their Dream Men

Happens all the time. Women have been scouring the city for that perfect man. Then when they find a hot one, it turns out HE was looking for the perfect man himself. It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

– dru

How long can you go?

Contribution by: Dr.DominatRhix

It’s Valentine’s day, and we all know the hidden meaning of this “holiday.”

Earthquake! Earthquake!

But really, how long can you last to rock her world? How long can you go to turn it upside down and inside out?

Premature ejaculation (PE) is as common as the common cold. Most men won’t admit it, but they have, in one time or another, experienced it. Now, with all the heap and the hype of this day, suffice to say that the pressure is on, mostly for the guys. PE has been associated with stress, anxiety and lack of sex.

Here are some tried and tested tips that you should consider if you want to last longer and make your partner moan the hell out of her.

Practice, practice, practice.

Masturbation is known to give you a quick release to make you calm and focused during a date. (Are you familiar with Mary’s hair gel? Yeah. But if that ever happened to you in real life, I think you’ll just focus on her hair, too. LOL)  Anyway, as I was saying, masturbation can also help you last longer for that bed action later. Only if you do this within 2hrs before the date. You ask me how or where to do this? Figure it out.

Frequent masturbation should also be used to train your brain and your body to last longer. Gone are the days that it should be done as quickly as possible because we grew up in the fear of “being caught” by our moms, siblings or whoever enters our room without knocking. (Learn to lock the door, idiot!)

When you are practicing, do the start-stop method (just when you’re about to reach your climax, stop and relax.) Always keep in mind that you are not the only one who needs sexual satisfaction. With lots of practice, you will prolong your stamina during those sexual encounters.

Don’t be selfish.

Think of your partner’s sexual satisfaction not just your own. Remember this: Women are like irons. It takes a lot of time for them to build up the heat and to cool them down. Women are like switchboards. There’re a lot of buttons to turn on. Foreplay is the key and knowing the 7 erogenous zones. Mix it up and you’re good to go. “Seven! Seven! Seven! *seven*”

Find your position.

Missionary position isn’t the most friendly position for guys experiencing PE because this position brings muscle tension. Maybe you should let your partner ride you on the first round but don’t let her ride you too fast and too deep for this will also lead to PE unless you want it to, and you can still perform after. And if you happen to reach climax before her, make her cum by other means. Learn the techniques, know where that G-spot is.

Diet and Exercise.

I’m not saying that you should diet but in a sense, your lack of exercise will just make you tired easily and want to finish the act and reach climax immediately then go to sleep. (Oh, that is so wrong. You’ll be dumped in a heartbeat, jackass.)

Eat the right kind of food, particularly those rich in protein to give you that energy you need. And to make your semen taste better (if you want your partner to swallow and not spit ’em out), fruits and fruit juices will help you with that.

For more information regarding this topic, click here, here, and here.

Oh, and one more thing, it doesn’t matter how big or how long your equipment is if you do not know how to use it. *wink*

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Earthquake! Earthquake!

Tongue Wrestle Mania: The Art and Science of French Kissing

by Derek Clark via geeksaresexy

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. For some of us it’ll just be another Monday night spent crying into our Star Wars pillowcase. A lucky few will probably get laid. But for the rest of us, with just the right mix of charm and alcohol, we might actually convince someone to do the tongue tango.

French kissing, why do we do it? No other species of animals on the planet seem eager to tickle each other’s tonsils. (Unless you count the White-Fronted Parrot. After these crazy birds open their beaks and touch tongues, the male spews his lunch onto the female’s chest. Sexy, I know.) Of course, many animals kiss or show affection through touching in some way. But we humans seem to be the only ones interested in swapping spit.

Turns out scientists have a few ideas about why we love to suck face. Research scientist, Sheril Kirshenbaum explains in her book, “The Science of Kissing: What Our Lips Are Telling Us,” that the most important and obvious reason why we French kiss is to facilitate reproduction. It seems women use this mouth-to-mouth contact as a way to judge the taste of the tongue, lips and saliva to see if she is with an adequate mate. In a way, women can smell when a man’s immune system genes (called MHC) are matched well to her own. Kissing someone with too close an MHC complex might produce subconscious cues akin to kissing your brother or sister, good protection against inbreeding. (Even though many “stars” of reality television seem to present evidence to the contrary.)

But what about the guys? No surprise here. To men, French kissing equals foreplay. Studies suggest that males pass along small amounts of testosterone through their saliva, priming their mate for sexual intercourse. Scientists are currently studying Charlie Sheen’s gargantuan saliva glands for more possible answers.

So, if you think you’ll find yourself this Valentine’s Day with the opportunity to explore the inside of someone else’s mouth, here’s a short list of the types of French kissers you might want to avoid or avoid being…

The Saint Bernard–someone who slobbers way too much, leaving their partner’s face looking like a microwaved glazed donut.

The Wrecking Ball–someone who lunges in so hard they clank their teeth against the other person’s, breaking more than the moment and possibly leaving their partner with the smile of a hockey player.

The Truth About The Sexes…

Contributed by: Dr. DominatRhix

These are based on a mini-documentary with the same title.

1. Men aren’t necessarily attracted to big boobs, but with women with smaller waists and bigger hips…
2. Women are more attracted with men who are already committed…even if they are not good looking…
3. Women who exercise regularly have a higher rate of sexual arousal…
4. When picking out your ‘perfect’ mate, trust your nose and not just your eyes…smell him/her…if possible, without their perfumes/colognes…
5. During the first date, men are not comfortable with women who are touchy (always touching) or clingy, and women doesn’t like too much honesty or too much information even if you are super hot…

Spice up your life! (1st Anniversary Special)

Contributed by: Dr. DominatRhix

“Bed” weather…Yes, we are having a stormy weather today as we have reached our first year here in LXPress, which also means that it is the first year anniversary of The LXP (League of Extraordinary Perverts)! To those of you who have no idea of what and who we are…bahala kayo sa mga buhay nyo! LOL

Kidding aside, we’re just a bunch of people (people?! more like immortals!) who happen to have this extraordinary telepathic way of thinking green (nope, not that environmental kind of green, well…we can be “environmentalists”, too!)…and yes, we are mutants! We have evolved and now we are greater than ever! Walang aangal kung gusto nyo pang mabuhay! *evil laugh*

And so to commemorate this special event in our “perverted” lives, I have searched for something that will spice things up a bit, just like when you have your first year anniversary with your partner… *wink*

Here is a compilation of….

STRAIGHT from the VICE (7) – so you want a baby BOY or GIRL?

I wanted a baby boy…no matter how much almost everybody else around me wanted a baby girl.

And so, i collected some tips to conceive a boy:

1. Guys, go for deep penetration into the vagina…it’s all about the pH levels of the vagina as it gets deeper!

2. Gals, if you have regular periods, you know when you are ovulating…1-2 days before ovulation is best.

3. Guys and gals, do it more in rear-end entry position…playfully known as doggy-style!

4. Guys, if you can’t hold on enough to wait for your gal to come, here’s a great reason why you should really learn to control…when a gal orgasms, she produces a lot of alkaline substances. and when this substance is present when the lucky sperm meets the egg, more likely, “it’s a boy!”

5. Guys, go “commando” more often…wear boxers or looser briefs coz the Y sperm thrives in cooler conditions!

6. Guys, do not take a hot or warm bath before doing it coz the X sperm loves warmer conditions!

7. Guys, drink coffee or one of those caffeinated energy drink…this one’s just a suggestion. no technical details to back it up…but hey,whatever enhances energy in bed is great, right?! 😉 

But maybe when my sperm met my wife’s egg, the opposite of my tips were the prevailing conditions! hehe…who really knows if these are facts or myths? But it sure is interesting! 🙂

My baby girl, Alessandrea Rose F. Cervantes, was born last February 7, 2009. And i’m loving every second of being father to my beautiful daughter. I could not ask for more.

Indeed, we may always have preferences beforehand, but in the end, it’s all about the baby and their new life, as well as ours.

10 Ways To Turn Any Bedroom Into A Love Nest

Contributed by: Dr. DominatRhix

To turn a bedroom into your own personal den of desire, you’ve got to think beyond the standard satin sheets and incense. Besides, those satin sheets can slip you right over the side of the bed.

Are You A Sex Addict?

Contributed by: Dr. DominatRhix

Or is your partner a sex addict? I have heard some women complain that their husbands just can’t get enough, to the point that their vagina already gets swollen. Which leaves me wondering if these guys might be sex addicts.

Menage a Trois

Contributed by MasterBather (do we need to say more?)

Literally translated as a “household of three”, it often pertains to a relationship, usually romantic or sexual in nature, between three individuals. This is different from a threesome (in my opinion) as this is a relationship and not just for the heck of having sex. So people, understanding, and emotions are involved.