Spice up your life! (1st Anniversary Special)

Contributed by: Dr. DominatRhix

“Bed” weather…Yes, we are having a stormy weather today as we have reached our first year here in LXPress, which also means that it is the first year anniversary of The LXP (League of Extraordinary Perverts)! To those of you who have no idea of what and who we are…bahala kayo sa mga buhay nyo! LOL

Kidding aside, we’re just a bunch of people (people?! more like immortals!) who happen to have this extraordinary telepathic way of thinking green (nope, not that environmental kind of green, well…we can be “environmentalists”, too!)…and yes, we are mutants! We have evolved and now we are greater than ever! Walang aangal kung gusto nyo pang mabuhay! *evil laugh*

And so to commemorate this special event in our “perverted” lives, I have searched for something that will spice things up a bit, just like when you have your first year anniversary with your partner… *wink*

Here is a compilation of….

102 Places to Have Sex!

From romantic and sensual to sexy and sexually liberating, this list of places to have sex has something that will excite you and your partner. (Well, you can add something to this list if you have more ideas!)

1. On a porch swing.
2. Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.
3. In the weight room at your gym.
4. In your not-yet-finished new build house.
5. On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.
6. On a pool table.
7. On top of the washer… while it’s running.
8. On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.
9. On a secluded island beach.
10. In the backyard under the stars.
11. In the woods after it rains.
12. On a motorcycle.
13. In a public restroom.
14. In an airplane restroom — join the mile high club!
15. On a train in the middle of the night.
16. In bed with silk or satin sheets.
17. In bed with rose petals all over.
18. On the beach at night.
19. In your lover’s childhood room while their parents are home.
20. Outside in the rain.
21. In a hot tub.
22. On the deck of a yacht during a full moon.
23. Under a rainbow.
24. On a trampoline.
25. On top of a hill.
26. In the middle of nowhere.
27. In the car during heavy traffic.
28. In the car on the side of a deserted road.
29. In a hotel.
30. In a state park.
31. On a waterbed.
32. On the loft in a barn full of hay.
33. In a field full of wildflowers.
34. On a rooftop.
35. In an open field at night.
36. By a waterfall with the water misting all around you.
37. Under a waterfall.
38. In your partner’s bed.
39. In the garage.
40. On a jungle gym at night.
41. Outside during sunset.
42. In the car going through an automated car wash.
43. On your patio, balcony, or deck on a starry night.
44. In the mountains.
45. On an abandoned air field.
46. Under the full moon in wet grass.
47. On a porch swing.
48. In the living room during the day with the windows wide open.
49. On a blanket beside a lake.
50. In an elevator.
51. On the bathroom floor.
52. In your partner’s parents room.
53. In a sauna.
54. In a very big bed.
55. On the top bunk of a bunk bed.
56. In a tent.
57. At your office.
58. On your office desk.
59. On a boat deck with the waves gently rocking you.
60. In a tree house.
61. In a department store restroom.
62. In the restroom at a restaurant.
63. In a hot air balloon.
64. In a room filled with lit candles.
65. In a bathtub.
66. In the shower.
67. In a canoe on a river.
68. On a baseball diamond at night.
69. In a swimming pool.
70. At the bottom of the grand canyon.
71. In a beach house with a light breeze gusting outside.
72. Off a beaten trail in the woods.
73. In every room of your house.
74. On a chair.
75. On an air mattress.
76. On your kitchen table.
77. In a screened in porch in the middle of a thunderstorm.
78. On a hotel balcony, covered with a fuzzy blanket.
79. In a sleeping bag under the stars.
80. On a paddle boat on a lake.
81. In the bed of a truck on a hot summer night.
82. In the ocean… ride the waves.
83. In a room filled with balloons.
84. In front of a video camera.
85. In an abandoned barn on the hay wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.
86. On an old sheet with chocolate body frosting.
87. On a bed surrounded by pillows.
88. At a bed and breakfast.
89. On an amusement park ride… tunnel of love, in the dark?
90. In the back of a limo.
91. Next to a campfire.
92. On a golf course.
93. In the car at a drive-in movie.
94. On really plush carpet.
95. In your house during a thunderstorm, with a window open and rain misting in.
96. On a picnic table.
97. In a hammock.
98. On horseback.
99. While scuba-diving.
100. On a ferris wheel when you’re stuck at the top.
101. At a rest area.
102. In a rice/corn field.

Well? Do you have any more suggestions? You can post your comments and suggestions at the box right after this post. 😀

Enjoy your day and don’t forget to spice up your life!